May 2011
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Silk
I originally bought the Silk because, honestly, I just wanted a dildo that would function as filler. I wanted something that would be a step up from my fingers, but still very simple. The Silk does its job and does it well.
What’s it look like? The Silk comes in three sizes and each size is a different color. My medium-sized Silk is all black, smooth silicone. It measures 5.5 inches long and...
Love Bunny update
After a long and arduous search that I later found out didn’t have to be long or arduous at all, I found the right batteries for my broken Love Bunny. The battery change did nothing. So today, I called up Babeland to ask for a replacement. They were very accommodating and the whole thing went quickly. Instead of me having to send back my Bunny and wait for a new one, they’re going to...
April 2011
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k1t-t3n asked: I just ordered the Pleasurizer! Once I get it and get the chance to try it out, I'll let you know how it is! :)
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Love Bunnies
The Love Bunny is so much cuter than I anticipated. It’s so cute that I can’t even be mad that I’m calling a sex toy cute.
What’s it look like? Fucking adorable. It’s much smaller than Babeland’s photo suggested. It fits in the palm of my little hand. Here, look at it.
LOOK AT IT!
It comes in an adorable box (not a joke about my vagina). It even has a...
Updates soon
My Love Bunny and Silk dildo have arrived! There should be a post up by Thursday morning. Hold me to it.
March 2011
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As of right now, I’m out of toys to review. My Love Bunny should be here in about a week. I also plan to buy a no-frills dildo, but I’m not sure which one I want to try first. I’m torn between the Icicles Swirl and one of the Silk line. Do I want cold, heavy, textured glass or smooth, flexible, slippery silicone? I think I’d like to start with the Silk, but Babeland is...
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Je Joue SaSi
Would it be too corny if I said the SaSi is teaching me to appreciate the virtues of patience?
(Image: Je Joue)
What’s it look like? The SaSi is all smooth, soft silicone with the exception of a small plastic faceplate on the upper side. It fits comfortably in the palm of my hand. Comfort is always a good thing, but it’s even more important for the SaSi because it’s held in...
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Coming soon
I plan to review the Je Joue SaSi this weekend. When that one’s up, I will have reviewed all the sex toys that I own thus far. But do not despair! I’m ordering the Love Bunnies as I type this very post. I had my eye on the Pleasurizer, but the Love Bunnies are too cute to pass up.
Aww, I just want to rub you against my vag!
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As you can see, I’m going to be changing the format of my posts. From now on, they’ll all be text posts with pictures behind the cut. I haven’t found a way to apply this change to my previous posts, but it will apply to every one in the future. Hopefully, this change will make things more convenient for readers. No more dildos on your dash! I am now somewhat safer to follow.
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Blue Bird Bullet
What can I say about the Blue Bird Bullet? It is a blue, bird-shaped bullet vibrator. It vibrates. That’s all I got.
What’s it look like? Like a blue jelly bird swallowed a bullet vibe. The body of the bird is pretty big, bigger than I anticipated. The wings and beak are stubby, but very flexible. The entire bird feels like smooth, slightly squishy gel. The bullet inside the bird...
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A night in with my friends Sasi and Joy
I’m not really sure how many orgasms I had last night. I sort of lost count. Like I said in my last post, I had the place to myself this weekend and planned to spend the time trying out my newest toys. I did not plan on trying them all out at once, but that’s what happened. And it was glorious.
I started things off with the Sasi. I had used it once or twice before, but with the wrong...
The starting lineup:
As of right this second, I own seven sex toys. Those seven will be the first that I review, but I plan on reviewing many more as I add to my collection. Here’s what I already own:
Rabbit Habit
Butterfly Kiss
Je Joue Sasi
Blue Bird Bullet
njoy Fun Wand
njoy Pure Wand
Some generic vibe that I bought years ago and can’t remember the name of. I may review it eventually, because I...
Anonymous asked: Re: the rabbit
I didn't like mine at first either (bought a sort of knock-off on Amazon for much, much cheaper) but seriously once I added lube that baby was fucking GOLDEN. It made a big difference somehow (the beads worked better).
Not sure if that's helpful at all or whatever.
I didn't like mine at first either (bought a sort of knock-off on Amazon for much, much cheaper) but seriously once I added lube that baby was fucking GOLDEN. It made a big difference somehow (the beads worked better).
Not sure if that's helpful at all or whatever.
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Technique: Butterfly Kiss
I normally use the Butterfly Kiss in the basic, lazy way: lying on my back, grinding and holding it with one hand. The middle setting is enough to get me off, but, like I said in my review, the highest setting is like magic. I thought it was too intense at first and didn’t bother to use it for weeks after I bought the toy. But then one wonderful night, I was in the right mood to kick it up a...
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Welcome to Menage a Moi, a masturbation blog
Menage a Moi is both a review website and a personal sex blog. The main event will be my consumer reviews of the sex toys that I purchase and use. I’m starting out with seven varied vibrators and dildos, which will provide content for all of, what, two weeks? So I’m going to supplement those reviews with personal entries about my general likes and dislikes, favorite fantasies and...