The starting lineup:

As of right this second, I own seven sex toys. Those seven will be the first that I review, but I plan on reviewing many more as I add to my collection. Here’s what I already own:

  • Rabbit Habit
  • Butterfly Kiss
  • Je Joue Sasi
  • Blue Bird Bullet
  • njoy Fun Wand
  • njoy Pure Wand
  • Some generic vibe that I bought years ago and can’t remember the name of. I may review it eventually, because I love it so much, but anything I write about it won’t be very helpful without any identifying information.

I have yet to try the njoy wands or get a good feel for the Blue Bird Bullet, but I have some lovely alone time planned for this weekend. You can expect those posts soon.

Now here are some toys that I look forward to trying:

  • Je Joue G-Ki
  • The Eroscillator
  • Hitachi Magic Wand
  • perhaps the Pleasurizer Vibe because it’s cheap and looks similar to my good friend the Butterfly Kiss
  • any lovely, heavy glass dildo

Looking at the prices on some of those, you can see that I’ve chosen a pretty expensive hobby. But when I look at my Sasi ($150) and my njoy wands (roughly $100 and $90), I think that I’ve gotten off to a pretty good start. I pat myself on the back for my determination to be frivolous.