Love Bunnies
The Love Bunny is so much cuter than I anticipated. It’s so cute that I can’t even be mad that I’m calling a sex toy cute.
What’s it look like? Fucking adorable. It’s much smaller than Babeland’s photo suggested. It fits in the palm of my little hand. Here, look at it.
LOOK AT IT!
It comes in an adorable box (not a joke about my vagina). It even has a fucking adoption certificate, like a Cabbage Patch doll.
Hop in front of an adult, make the universal bunny ears sign with both hands and say through buck teeth: “I promise to play with my Love Bunny every day, to care for him, love him and enjoy him as much as he loves and enjoys me. I love my Bunny and he loves me.” Fun Fact: Alderman Hopaway is the Registrar of Bunny Births and First Lord of the Warren in Bunny World. The whole thing is so fucking cute that I’m not even mad that it’s cute.
So anyway, the vibrator. It’s all smooth, monochrome silicone. The underside is perfectly flat, so your bunny can sit naturally on a smooth surface when not in use. Mine is on my dresser right now. It’s so adorable, I have no intention of hiding it away. It doesn’t say sex toy at all, unless you see the tiny power button on its tail.
The two ears are flexible, but always pop back to their upright position when pulled apart. This bunny has no eyes or other facial features, thankfully. A smiling face would have pushed the whole thing from cute into creepy. There’s a 1”-2” plastic bullet vibrator inside the bunny, which you can pull out and use separately. The button end of the bullet pokes out to make a little bunny tail.
How does it work? The Love Bunny is designed very simply. The button turns the bullet on and off, nothing more. The vibrations from the bullet travel through the body of the bunny. Ta-da!
Yes, but how does it feel? Tickly. Very, very tickly. It actually plays into the cuteness of the whole thing. I couldn’t stop laughing when I first tried it out. Once you get used to the sensation, it feels pretty nice. The material effectively spreads the vibrations throughout the toy.
There is no right or wrong way to use the Love Bunny. There are so many surfaces to work with and angles to try, there was just the matter of finding one that worked for me. I ended up using it while lying on my stomach with my clit against the back and the ears in/around my vag. That was perfect. Vaginal stimulation, vibrations, and a hard surface to grind against. But then disaster struck.
What’s the downside? The battery cut out on me. I was right there and the battery cut out. That had never happened to me before. It sucked. I don’t know if it was due to a bad battery, a bad motor, overheating or what. I had had the Love Bunny on for around 10 minutes when the vibrations started to sputter and slow down. I shook the toy, turned it off and on again, and it was fine for another minute or so. Eventually it slowed down so much that I deemed it a lost cause. BUT! I switched the Love Bunny back on today (two days after my first use) and it seemed to work just fine. I’m hoping that what happened was a one-time thing. If not, I plan to contact Babeland and see if I can get a replacement.
Is it worth it? At only $20, I’d say so. It’s cute, it’s fun, and it’s effective. I think it’d make a pretty good gift — if your friends like sex toys for gifts. And worst case scenario, if the motor goes all weird, you can give it to your cat to play with.
(Source: menageamoi)
